florida

Vice president Dick Cheney is currently in the Tallahassee, Florida area shooting at an unknown species of animals. It is unknown at this time if alligators, manatees, or "two-leggers" are on the menu.

The freeway in the area was briefly shut down both for the protection of Cheney as well presumably for the security of other drivers. He will be there until Wednesday, and has so far not shot anyone.